wants to be thin and hot for summer but also wants brownies
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.
My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
- me 100% of the time: nobody fucking touch me i will skin you and wear you as a fucking coat
- also me 100% of the time: come here and cuddle me and wrap your arms around me and run your fingers through my hair and pet me and kiss me please please please